Wednesday, August 23, 2006

I think… to retract or not?

I think… I am going to break my alcohol fast.

A quick prologue: I promised Her many months ago that I wouldn’t touch alcohol. Not at least till someday I sat across someone I could trust with my life and more [uggg, I know I know. Sounds terribly prissy-polly-potty Victoria Holt-ish – I don’t quite mean it like THAT that… butttt…]. BUT. T’was such a harsh and binding decision because the last time I drank, t’was with a boorish drunk bastard who had no respect for my being. An old friend [ha ha ha] who over the years has blamed his bordering-on-bad-behaviour unfazed and unfailingly on the bitch-in-the-bottle. That night he overstepped boundaries, and somehow I felt guilty.

Anyhow. Arse-foragers apart, it also seemed right. Enough of bad boys and booze forabit I thought.

However, something tells me I’m going to be part of things in the near future that I’m not going to want to remember the next morning. [YOU-who-knows-what-I’m-talking-about, you’d better farkin’ be sure about this] So. I shall consult with Her, request a sabbatical from my fast, and get a bit wasted in the next ten days. After that I’ll be back to myself [With a clear conscience, and a badarsed hangover no doubt].

I pretty-polly-please promise.

11 comments:

n.g. said...

hell yeah!

woo hoo!

wickedddddd!

hit the bottle!

knock em dead!

drink, lah.

NanNan said...

"She" probably knows you better than you know yourself, and knew that was a promise you weren't going to able to keep--- anyway, fasts are not meant to be permanent, just long enough to make us appreciate what we've been depriving ourselves of--- enjoy, ;)

houseband00 said...

Drown away, H! =)

Anonymous said...

X- beaming in


Back in the land of the yueh, pheuweh!!! Drink UP butter Cup,

Rolling nights and dribbling drool, Absinthe Nights, awaken dawns, Fractal illusions from glass bottoms, panadol mornings and rum shits, talking stupid, thinking muddled, clarity of dillusions.... oh !!! tis gonna be a sailors dream

A nod to the bartender, tip of the hat, wet the whistle bring it home...

Ciao Bella

X - SCotty Beaming me up NOW!!!!!

NanNan said...

I wish I could break my H fast----

B diddy said...

well if you drink the alcohol quickly you could say that's what you thought fast meant lol

H said...

Darlings, I'm back. Hear from me this weekend. [NanNannnnnn]

thank yeuh peuh X sweetie. yoradoll. seriously.

revelations about fast in following post lah.

got to fly now... landed in shit-swamp straight outta hell. temper's shooting through the roof, high on inflamed sinuses. shalll tippity-tap when i'm calmer.

love y'all.
[will someone slap me already?]

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