India is the largest English-speaking country in the world.
More than twice as many Malaysians speak English as a first language, than Indians.
Nobody speaks English in China. [fact recently, and most painfully verified]
40 people speak English in Tokelau [and no doubt they know one another from the class of ’76]
The coastlines of Singapore, Hong Kong and Thailand have recently been hit by a severe and mysterious depletion of underwater fauna.
Tune into hikipedia for more bizarre facts later this week.