Because of every bastard troll
on blog, who likes to say lol
Three things I visualise every time someone says lol:
1.) a head that ‘lols’ back involuntarily
2.) saliva that drips uncontrollably from that lolling bastard head
3.) eyeballs that ‘lol’ round&round&round in over-sized sockets in that same bastard head.
I can’t go beyond this… I’m already puking.
[whatever happened to saying plain old ‘ha ha FUCKING HA’?]
footnote: Lol is the most bastard arse-riding acronym ever ever ever formulated. And here’s my contribution to the extinction of those-who-help-it-breed. Die bitches. Even a bomb’s sweet release for pain inflicted through lol.
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3 comments:
Ok,ok, so I've used it --once, just once, may I be absolved- penance???Truth is, I rarely laugh out loud-- I am an innie--- actually, I don't laugh much inside my head either, except when I read your posts----glad you're back----
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I'm guilty of using it quite a bit, not much on Blogger though. Of course my head lols back and forth, I drip saliva uncontrollably, and my eyeballs roll in my sockets, so I guess it's ok ;)
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