After breakfast, we created a monster from the debris.
Meet Frankenfoil, the soft board monster.
Foiler of wily world domination coups and queer sentence construction, it bears the general demeanour of disarming openness and social ease.
It can, however, be convincingly menacing under client pressure.
It likes the occasional lick of inspiration. Especially with a glop of elaichi chai soaked glucose biscuit. And it wears an all-pin crown.
It might still have traces of cheesy boiled egg sandwich sticking to the walls of its head, making it capable of profoundly good breakfast ideas.
Beware trespassers. There’s a Frankenfoil on the soft board.