Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Dear Blank Page

Don’t stare at me. I will have you arrested for attempted mind wreckage by the mind control police. You will be defiled with all kinds of disreputable, putrid, incoherent verbiage, and after every inch of you is covered in insulting nonsense, you will then be expunged into the ethernet unceremoniously, where you will disappear without a trace after languishing in an anonymous spam folder for a month.

Oh and. Some words mean exactly what I intend them to mean and not what you might think they’re supposed to mean just ‘cause some dictionary said so.

Sincerely
H

10 comments:

The Wandering Minstrel said...

Hehehe. You are cute :)

ramblereed said...

blank page, you r doing a good job as long as you get H to post:-

Ben Ditty said...

very George Orwell :)

Anonymous said...

I was expunged myself, you know. From school (or was it a dictionary?). Scuse me please I'm a little fizzy on the details...

NanNan said...

Wishes are best kept secret--- missing comma--missing H

NanNan said...

Wowee--anonymous is persistent! What if you add word verification?

H said...

Nansterrrrrrrrrrr! you're back :-) hugs.

Ben Ditty said...

Happy birthday blogger girl :)

Rajiv Mudgal said...

To be blank means to exist at the lowest latency level ;)

H said...

wandering minstrel, why thank you.

ramblereed, you talk to my blank page? bad girl.

Ben, me or the page? I thought I sounded distinctly more threatening. But I could be wrong. There is after all this ubiquitous blank page everywhere I look.

Anon, if you are who I think you are, then it's the dictionary. most definitely.

Rajiv, that's a nice alliteration. :-) But yes, that's usually where you'll find me. low. real low.