Monday, April 23, 2007

Angrezi & I: a follow up

For all of you in England who visit Shout and are absolutely mad with curiosity [and frenzied adulation] for an insight to the tantalising identity of your [graceful, enthralling, captivating] hostess H, I bring you [most humbly (needless to say)] a tiny morsel of a treat – just three minutes long. On Channel 4, no less.

Date: 26th April 07
Time: 7:55 pm

See you kids then. Toodles.

23 comments:

B Ditty said...

oh damn my parents for not being english :(

H said...

Awww. Don't say that Ben! It's a good thing, else we'd never be privy to your illustrious thoughts on Mr. Bush. It takes a political philosopher living in dark times to come up with the kind of insights we get on Old Spice. And Hafrank. Hafrank is sooo English, that if you'd been English, he'd be too close to your heart for you to share him on blog. So YAY that you aren't English.

Arcane Crapper said...

WTF?!?

H said...

wtf 'WTF?!?'???????

:-)))

[something tells me this isn't over.]

pRicky said...

OH man...
Are you what I suppose U r???
I agree with AC WTF???

H said...

Oh man.
what'd you suppose I am?

a.) A monster?
a.) A dragon?
a.) A shitting bird?

;-D

Arcane Crapper said...

Well... You're option A - A shitting bird. So, by default it follows that option A is indeed correct. Which means, you must also be a monster and a dragon.

You're also a terrorist, but that's option A and it's written in invisible ink.

~

My 'WTF?!?' translates to what is chaneel 4 and why will you be there? :P

NanNan said...

I wish I was in England,, what about podcasts-- youtube--- there must be a way!!

NanNan said...

I just read back the other comments and am roaring with laughter--- I would have written LMHO , but WTF, I know how much you hate those acronyms, or whatever they are--- a terrorist?? that's hilarious---

NanNan said...

Sorry to be a pest,,, but I couldn't help noting the date of the broadcast--- a sign ?? or just wishful thinking, overactive imagination--- no matter,,, It makes that day bearable knowing something wonderful is happening for you---more than bearable, it actually makes me very happy and excited for you---and I don't really believe in coincidences... much love as always--- soul mama

H said...

AC: Google zindabad.

Nannan: this is EXACTLY what occurred to me. EXACTLY. This morning as was shoving a spoonful of breakfast into my mouth [It's the 26th morning here already] HUG to you Nan. check mail. love you.

pissed off in barnsley said...

Ohhhhhhhh nawwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
My heart's racing as I'm typing this... the right bottom bit of my computer states it's 23:42 on the 26th of April!

efitty effity fark fark fark (if i may borrow fr u H)!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't believe I was in the bath at 7:55 pm because I was moaning that there was nothing to watch on the telly!!!!!!!!!!

OH H dahiln I'm soo sowry I didn't come to visit earlier!!! Sh*TTTTT!!

Pleeeeeze, post it on youtube or send me a link or attachement or post it on your blog!

C'mon gurl! You can't do this to us!!!

Yeah WTFFFFF????

pinay in barnsley desperate to catch a glimpse of 3 minute wonder woman said...

I can't believe it...

3 minute wonder...

I love those...

Don't do this to me luv, you have to show it to me somehow...

Pleeeeeeeeaassssssseeeeeee!!!!

H said...

Oh dear. What a shame.

[Please note my perfect ‘English’ non-display of disappointment – if you want to know, unofficially I’m sulking].

Well I guess the other option is to log on to Channel 4, and check the 3 minute wonder at the given time and date – non UK resident can’t do that, as HB and I discovered, unhappily, yesterday]

pinay in barnsley said...

I tried baby, I can't find it... believe me I tried... hu hu hu

B Ditty said...

I want to see this soo bad! I'll tatoo H on my forehead if you find a way

H said...

M & Ben: Well then, I'll find a way.

Ben, that's a deal. I want a pic of you with H on your forehead once I send you the link. No photoshopping. No felt pen. No water mark. proper needle-driving, ink-punching tattoo. ;-) gleeeee.

Lizza said...

Well, where the heck is it? You can't keep us in this agony.

H said...

Soon Liz. :-) Just need to get my head around work for a bit.

Prometheus said...

No shyte, you were on Chanel No. 4 ? On TeeBhee? Prometheus is jealous now.

Great to have ya back, girl.

H said...

No shite. I am truly that glamorous, Prom bwoy. I wear welding goggle in front of mirrors and large reflective surfaces.

Anonymous said...

Hey H, you could upload using youtube...

H said...

Hey anon, I wanted to, but the Brit producers of this series said twas a bad idea as it would lead to unwarranted complications with prospective broadcasters :-(